January 2010
27 posts
put her in your spank bank and move on.
pinky promise kissy thumbs pressed together
laptop’s broke. gotta use the desktop. isn’t really the most high-tech peice of technology out there. guess i won’t be tumbling on my tumblr so often anymore. wah.
YEAH.
yeah yeah?
HATIN
1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning. 2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall. 3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal...
can't sleep.
so that’s good.
-I wish Google Maps had an “Avoid Ghetto” routing option.
-More often than not, when someone is telling me a story all I can think about is that I can’t wait for them to finish so that I can tell my own story that’s not only better, but also more directly involves me.
-Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you’re wrong.
-I don’t understand the purpose of the...
i just find this to be so cool. →
What Love means to a 4-8 year old:
“When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn’t bend over and paint her toenails any more. So my grandfather does it for her all the time, even when his hands got arthritis too. That’s love.” Rebecca, age 8.
“When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different. You just know that your name is safe in their mouth.” Billy, age 4.
“Love is...
“According to greek mythology, humans were originally created with 4 arms, 4 legs...”
